how not to request a song - part 1
i think i could do a “how not to request a song” every week…let’s find out.
w.g.w.c.c…: yo! yo! yo! can you play that other nice and smooth song?!
me: which other nice and smooth song?
w.g.w.c.c…: you know!…not the one you played but that other joint!!
me: which one did i play? (needless to say…i hadn’t played one).
w.g.w.c.c…: (incredulous) i can’t remember the name
me: i didn’t play a nice and smooth song
w.g.w.c.c…: (slightly cutting me off) YesYouDid
me: (backing up about 2 1/2″ with a “word, money?” look on my face) yeeeah….let me see what i can do for you… (needless to say…i didn’t play one).
w.g.w.c.c… = “white guy who clearly couldn’t pull off starting a conversation with ‘yo! yo! yo!’ with any kind of credibility”
